It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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