sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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