Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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