We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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