Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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