She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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