I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you win again, gameday.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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