If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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