'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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