I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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