Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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