He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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