You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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