Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
