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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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