pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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