the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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