i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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