Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I can't turn off my feet"
BRING THE BAGELS
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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