I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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