Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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