shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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