There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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