i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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