i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!