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• (586): View more from Michigan

  This girl is very crazy

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  She's one of those compassionate ppl

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  So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god

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• (415): View more from California

  Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.

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  Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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• (424): View more from California

  at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night

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