ADVERTISEMENT

• (312): View more from Illinois

  The maid of honor just puked.

  Fav 5 2560 1704

  share tweet
  

• (208): View more from Idaho

  Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

  Fav 27 3152 1151

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (678): View more from Georgia

  Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.

  Fav 7 1365 2470

  share tweet
  

• (480): View more from Arizona

  The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag

  Fav 134 1805 5312

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (214): View more from Texas

  She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

  Fav 51 20435 1218

  share tweet
  

• (618): View more from Illinois

  i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.

  Fav 38 1714 7575

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.

  Fav 13 6777 1575

  share tweet
  

• (510): View more from California

  Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?

  Fav 6 3671 1150

  share tweet
  

• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

  Fav 4 1836 1205

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (949): View more from California

  So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.

  Fav 4 2439 950

  share tweet
  

• (281): View more from Texas

  She really is something else.

  (713): View more from Texas

  Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.

  Fav 3 1217 785

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (770): View more from Georgia

  It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front

  Fav 1 1047 592

  share tweet
  

• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.

  Fav 0 715 512

  share tweet
  

• (307): View more from Wyoming

  She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.

  Fav 9 1427 589

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.

  Fav 2 242 63

  share tweet
  

Randomize