You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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