This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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