doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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