My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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