Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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