he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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