you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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