I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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