I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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