I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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