Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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