i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i think my cat just said my name.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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