I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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