Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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