I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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My breasts were aching with rage.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think my moral compass just broke
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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