new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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