Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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