Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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