guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Green mimosas i think yes
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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