And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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