so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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