I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My ass is underappreciated
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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