I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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