Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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