So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
