it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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