And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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