I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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