I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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