my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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