Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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