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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.

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(517): View more from Michigan

my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife

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(906): View more from Michigan

If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.

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(207): View more from Maine

I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.

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(530): View more from California

After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?

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