dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
