i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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