Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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